I don’t know about you, but I am ready for 2004 to slip-slide right on out the door. Any year in which Ray Charles and Ronald Reagan die, but Osama bin Laden doesn’t, has outlived its usefulness as far as I am concerned. It is time to move on. As grumpy as 2004 was, is there any chance that 2005 will be any better? Good news. Your intrepid correspondent has spent many days and … [Read more...] about Dec. 27, 2004: I Can See That It’s Going To Be An Interesting Year
2004 Columns
Dec. 20, 2004: Zell’s TV Gig May Take A Little Interpretation
As you may have heard, Zell Miller has signed on as a Fox News Network commentator. After approving the agreement, Fox executives realized that there are still a few people — mostly in Vermont and Southern California — who don’t speak Southern. Suffice it to say that they wouldn’t have the foggiest idea what our former U.S. senator was saying. To solve the problem, Fox has … [Read more...] about Dec. 20, 2004: Zell’s TV Gig May Take A Little Interpretation
Dec. 13, 2004: How To Write A Column Without Exhaling
The Woman Who Shares My Name told me she does not want to see one of my usual bomb-throwing columns this week. “It is the Christmas season. I don’t want you criticizing anybody or anything,” she ordered. Having been blessed with exceptional negotiating skills, I immediately went for the middle ground. “Good suggestion,” I said, “but I have to mention President Peanut. If I … [Read more...] about Dec. 13, 2004: How To Write A Column Without Exhaling
Dec. 6, 2004: To Public Education Supporters: Stand Up or Shut Up
Anyone who has casually perused this space knows I am a strong advocate of public education. I am a product of public schools. I have a son and a son-in-law who teach high school science in public schools and four beloved grandsons who attend public schools. All by choice. Both teachers could make a lot more money outside public education, but both feel that they are making a … [Read more...] about Dec. 6, 2004: To Public Education Supporters: Stand Up or Shut Up
Nov. 29, 2004: A Letter To Santa Clause From a Very Good Boy
Dear Santa: I wanted to get my letter to you early because it is a known fact that you deal with all the good little boys and girls first and, as usual, I have been gooder than gold. Therefore, I appreciate your putting my requests at the front of the line. Should you hear anything to the contrary about me, just ignore the whiners. They probably live in blue states and are … [Read more...] about Nov. 29, 2004: A Letter To Santa Clause From a Very Good Boy