IS SOMETHING FISHY AT THE STATE D.O.T.? American humorist Will Rogers once said, "I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." Could he have been talking about Georgia? No question that Department of Transportation Commissioner Gena Evans is a laugh a minute. Just for grins, can you top charges of sending via a … [Read more...] about Dec. 29, 2008: Is Something Fishy At The State D.O.T.?
2008 Columns
Dec. 22, 2008: Looking Back At 2008 Reminds Me How Lucky I Am
LOOKING BACK AT 2008 REMINDS ME HOW LUCKY I AM Don’t tell me it is almost 2009. Good grief! I haven’t finished getting ready for Y2K yet, and here we are already on the brink of a new decade. As has been my custom for many years, I plan to spend New Year’s Eve with friends and neighbors at the exquisite little Georgia Sea Grill on St. Simons Island, stuffing my face full of … [Read more...] about Dec. 22, 2008: Looking Back At 2008 Reminds Me How Lucky I Am
Dec. 15, 2008: Gov. Perdue Doesn’t Make Waves — Just Concrete Fishponds And Satisfied Elephants
GOV. PERDUE DOESN’T MAKE WAVES — JUST CONCRETE FISHPONDS AND SATISFIED ELEPHANTS It doesn’t take much to get me bragging about Georgia, if for no other reason than it irritates the hell out of loud-talking Yankees who move here and look down their noses at us even though you couldn’t get them to move back north with an ice axe and a snow shovel. I admit that I jerk their … [Read more...] about Dec. 15, 2008: Gov. Perdue Doesn’t Make Waves — Just Concrete Fishponds And Satisfied Elephants
Dec. 8, 2008: Saxby And Bubba Are Back. So Is Georgia Tech
SAXBY AND BUBBA ARE BACK. SO IS GEORGIA TECH I know you have been awaiting my observations on the recent political runoffs in Georgia. Sorry to be late, but I was afraid anything I said would encourage Saxby Chambliss and Jim Martin to start running those abominable ads again. I would just as soon have my fingernails ripped out. First, I am happy to report that Bubba is back. … [Read more...] about Dec. 8, 2008: Saxby And Bubba Are Back. So Is Georgia Tech
Dec. 1, 2008: Jimmy Carter Gets Left Holding The Bag
JIMMY CARTER GETS LEFT HOLDING THE BAG “Mr. President, I understand you wanted to see me? And why are you holding a garbage bag?” “Yes, I did. I need to get out of the country for a few weeks. Rosalynn is getting on my nerves. She’s always making me take out the garbage. I am the past president of the United States and a Nobel Prize winner. Nobel Prize winners don’t take out … [Read more...] about Dec. 1, 2008: Jimmy Carter Gets Left Holding The Bag