Ring! Ring! Ring! “Hello, Gov. Deal’s office. May I help you? One moment, please. Governor, you have a call on Line One.” “I’m in a very important staff meeting. If it’s that flap-jaw from the Ethics Commission who says I ‘owe her,’ tell her I am looking to get her a job in Djibouti herding camels or yaks whatever they herd there. That should more than pay my debt to … [Read more...] about Oct. 28, 2013: With Watson’s Statue Gone, Why Not a Salute to Perdue?
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October 21, 2013: Junior E. Lee Analyzes Reactions To Government Shutdown
I called Junior E. Lee, general manager of the Yarbrough Worldwide Media and Pest Control Company located in Greater Garfield, Georgia, to see what kind of reactions he was getting from the public to the recent shutdown of the federal government. In addition to being a certified pest control professional, Junior is responsible for managing our company’s highly respected Round … [Read more...] about October 21, 2013: Junior E. Lee Analyzes Reactions To Government Shutdown
October 14, 2013: Not Winning Nobel Peace Prize Has Its Own Rewards
Bummer. I just learned that I did not win the Nobel Peace Prize again this year. This is getting old. I was so confident this time that I had my tuxedo pressed and new laces put in my Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star high-top sneakers. It seems the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons nosed me out. They are involved in trying to get Syria to destroy its … [Read more...] about October 14, 2013: Not Winning Nobel Peace Prize Has Its Own Rewards
October 7, 2013: State Department Of Driver Services Working To Improve Customer Experience
After a friend told me she had waited three-and-a-half hours recently to get her Georgia driver’s license renewed and then had to deal with a clerk that could have passed for a robot – and an unhelpful one, at that – I thought this to be a typical example of a bunch of government bureaucrats who don’t care because they don’t have to. Where else are we going to go to get our … [Read more...] about October 7, 2013: State Department Of Driver Services Working To Improve Customer Experience
September 30, 2013: Charges Against State Senator Feed Negative Perception Of Politics
Despite the rants of publicity-seeking bigots, the blather of Twitter twits and a national news media more interested in scooping the competition than in accurate reporting, the fact is that our American system of justice presumes one is innocent until proven guilty. I say this to emphasize that Sen. Don Balfour (R-Snellville), once the chairman of the powerful Rules Committee … [Read more...] about September 30, 2013: Charges Against State Senator Feed Negative Perception Of Politics