HEAR FROM THE REST, THEN HEAR FROM THE BEST. Yes, I am going to comment on the elections – next week. Let all the political pundits make their educated guesses as to what happened and why, then yours truly will swoop in and give you the unvarnished and unalterable facts. I receive no extra remuneration for providing you this personalized treatment. I do it because I want … [Read more...] about Nov. 1, 2004: Random Thoughts on Random Subjects
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Oct. 25, 2004: An In-Depth Analysis of the 2004 Presidential Election
Being a political genius is no walk in the park. Most of you have free time to organize your sock drawer or to watch Dan Rather make an ass of himself, but not me. I am constantly besieged for my insights on the political scene, particularly the upcoming presidential election. Granted, this is a critical time for our country. We must make an informed decision about who we want … [Read more...] about Oct. 25, 2004: An In-Depth Analysis of the 2004 Presidential Election
Oct. 18, 2004: Announcing the Fourth Annual Pfft! Awards!
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the fourth annual Pfft! Awards! For those of you who may be newcomers to this space, the Pffts! were created in 2001 by your intrepid correspondent to honor those individuals and organizations who by word and deed have earned a well-placed Pfft! This is one award ceremony in which the audience is encouraged to participate. When you see a Pfft!, … [Read more...] about Oct. 18, 2004: Announcing the Fourth Annual Pfft! Awards!
Oct. 11, 2004: Boortz Says Government Schools Are Pitiful. I Say That’s Debatable.
After watching the vacuous babble that passes for presidential debates, I am ready for a head-knocking, rip-snorting debate between two articulate participants with widely divergent views. How about Neal Boortz and Zachary Wansley? Boortz is the popular nationally syndicated radio “Talkmaster.” I have known him since he was a talk radio rookie in Atlanta, and I was a PR pup at … [Read more...] about Oct. 11, 2004: Boortz Says Government Schools Are Pitiful. I Say That’s Debatable.
Oct. 4, 2004: Florida Doesn’t Need Carter’s Political Meddling
It was a classless thing to do, even by Jimmy Carter’s standards. As the people of Florida dug out from under the quadruple whammy of deadly hurricanes, President Gooberhead graced us with the latest in a string of unwanted, unneeded and unsolicited opinions. This time he wanted you to know that he is concerned about the fairness of the Florida election system. The people of … [Read more...] about Oct. 4, 2004: Florida Doesn’t Need Carter’s Political Meddling