If Roy Barnes were a truck, he would be a horn-blowing, tailgating, 90-mile-an-hour eighteen-wheeler. No question, the man is on a roll. Our Governor has been going hard since he was elected four years ago. Before he had located the keys to the executive washroom, he was reforming public education in Georgia. I didn’t have the heart to tell him he was about the fiftieth … [Read more...] about Feb. 25, 2002: Don’t stop at the DMV, governor, your money-back plan is needed elsewhere
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Feb. 18, 2002: Even Ted Turner’s annoying, babbling words deserve to be protected.
Well, if I can do it, I guess Ted Turner can, too. A week after I induced mass hyperventilation with my tongue-in-cheek spoof of television personality Rosie O'Donnell's upcoming announcement that she is gay, Ted Turner's comments at a Brown University forum made me hyperventilate a bit myself. In case you missed it, Turner called the Arab terrorists ''brave'' for flying … [Read more...] about Feb. 18, 2002: Even Ted Turner’s annoying, babbling words deserve to be protected.
Feb. 11, 2002: How in the world was Tony Cole ever accepted to the University of Georgia?
To refresh your memory, Cole is one of three UGA athletes being investigated for having raped a female student or having had consensual sex with her or some combination of both, depending on whose story you believe. Call me naïve but I was hoping someone would say that Cole was attracted to Athens by the new School of Public and International Affairs and decided to get a head … [Read more...] about Feb. 11, 2002: How in the world was Tony Cole ever accepted to the University of Georgia?
Feb. 4, 2002: If Rosie O’Donnell Can Do it, So Can I
In case you have been busy with mundane stuff like making a living, you may have missed the big news that has the entertainment world in a dither. The popular daytime television talk show host will apparently come out of the closet and proclaim her sexuality. To borrow some show business lingo, Rosie is “outing herself.” The smart money says she is going to declare she is … [Read more...] about Feb. 4, 2002: If Rosie O’Donnell Can Do it, So Can I
Jan. 28, 2002: Dear Boss,
You are no doubt up-to-date on the latest incident of resume padding at Georgia Tech. The new assistant football coach, Rick Smith, has confessed that he didn’t play football or baseball at Florida State as his resume claims. Happily, the good folks at Tech have told him not to worry about the oversight. They have had some experience with this sort of thing in the … [Read more...] about Jan. 28, 2002: Dear Boss,