I have just swooped into the exquisite little Georgia Sea Grill on Saint Simons Island and devoured all the corn-fried shrimp I could get my hands on. Those little critters never had a chance. With a face covered in tartar sauce and a brain kicked into overdrive, I was seized with a stroke of genius. I have decided to embark on a whole new career. I am going to select … [Read more...] about Jun. 4, 2001: If fish truly is brain food, then my cerebellum runneth over.
Columns
May 28, 2001: The next time you develop a bad case of the poor-pitiful-me’s,
when you think the whole world is against you, when you think you are roadkill on the highway of life, just remember that someone is worse off than you. His name is Tom Green. If Tom Green had been around in Old Testament days, he would have made Job feel like a million shekels. Listen to Tom Green's plight and then tell me you've got problems. Tom lives somewhere in the … [Read more...] about May 28, 2001: The next time you develop a bad case of the poor-pitiful-me’s,
May 21, 2001: We are fortunate in Georgia that we have managed to avoid some of the scandals and improprieties that have hit other state governments.
But watch out. We have the potential for a major disaster because of a loophole in our ethics law big enough to drive a road-grading machine and a contract full of high-tech goodies through. Georgia currently has one of the weakest ethics laws in the country. I know. I serve as a member of the State Ethics Commission. State law mainly confines our activities to monitoring … [Read more...] about May 21, 2001: We are fortunate in Georgia that we have managed to avoid some of the scandals and improprieties that have hit other state governments.
May 14, 2001: Look out, Bob Dole. Here comes Dick Yarbrough.
Bob Dole, former United States Senator, Republican presidential candidate, host of Saturday Night Live and spokesperson for Pepsi Cola and for Viagra, is widely known for referring to himself in the third person. After reading his mail this week, Dick Yarbrough thinks he should emulate Bob Dole. Dick Yarbrough gets lots of reaction to his columns. He has upset blacks for … [Read more...] about May 14, 2001: Look out, Bob Dole. Here comes Dick Yarbrough.
May 7, 2001: To my son, Ken:
I have been proud of you since the day you were born but never more so than right now. After almost 20 years in the business world, you are about to become a teacher. When you step up on the stage at Kennesaw State University and get your teaching certification, it will be one of the great moments in my life. There are four professions that rank above all others: religion, … [Read more...] about May 7, 2001: To my son, Ken: